Context And Reality Of Sex In The News
Because Ignorant Sexual Agendas Undermine Society
Ladies And Gentlemen: You Must Review “Age Of Consent” Before Reporting For Jury Duty. There’s Still Time For You To Grow Up.
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Looks Like Sex Offender Laws Don’t Apply To Everyone. Although you might call him “Miller The Zipper” or “Officer Scrotum” – you won’t be calling him a “Registered Sex Offender.” Even though his own dashcam shows him zipping his pants during routine traffic stops (and there’s essentially no debate that Officer Jason Miller of Sussex County New Jersey showed his penis […]
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Pop Quiz: What’s The Appeal Of Revenge Porn? A) Getting even with an ex-girlfriend that hurt your feelings. B) Cyberbullying and Cyberstalking. C) Masturbating to images and videos of actual girls that you’d like to bang. D) Reaffirmation that the nice girl next door gets super dirty in bed in all the ways she will never admit to anyone publicly. […]
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During your next arraignment, will the “TSA groped my client” defense hold up in court against your in-flight masturbation? Question: Does flying make people horny? I must’ve been in high school or college when I first heard of people getting busy in an aircraft lavatory. So the next time I was on a flight, I thought about it some more. […]
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Fifty Shades Of Dorm Room Days With Fifty Shades Of Yoga, What Once Was Teachers Getting Laid Is Now The Sex Rap Polka. Surely by now you must have all heard about the “Bikram Yoga Sex Scandal.” It’s not only the latest craze – but the pounds literally just come right off! (And if you are living under a rock […]
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“Fifty Shades Of Biden?” So…What Is A “Sexual Predator?” To begin with, a “Sex Offender” is simply defined as “a person who has committed a sex crime,” or in some instances, found guilty of public urination, “mooning,” and “flashing.” OK, so maybe by definition he’s not a “sex offender,” right? And since Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife isn’t supervised by Joe Biden […]
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Fifty Shades Of America: What Is “Pornography?” Today’s Question: What Is “Porn?” – Tomorrow’s Question: What Is A “Child?” You think I’m kidding? You think that’s sick?! Frankly, if you don’t start asking yourself those two atom-splitting questions, you can expect great shock and awe coming to TV set near you. Because every high school teenage guy (sorry “male boy child”) […]
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Next Men’s Viral Ad “Dear Esteemed ‘Escort’ Customers: Are You Tired Of Getting ‘Warren-Sapped?’” AND Fired By The NFL Network! Lesson Here: Next Time, Tip The Prostitute +20% And Don’t Call Her A Prostitute Until She Leaves The Premises! Why is it front page news when a man with cash looking for immediate sex engages in a business transaction with […]
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