Context And Reality Of Sex In The News
Because Ignorant Sexual Agendas Undermine Society
During your next arraignment, will the “TSA groped my client” defense hold up in court against your in-flight masturbation? Question: Does flying make people horny? I must’ve been in high school or college when I first heard of people getting busy in an aircraft lavatory. So the next time I was on a flight, I thought about it some more. […]
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Fifty Shades Of Dorm Room Days With Fifty Shades Of Yoga, What Once Was Teachers Getting Laid Is Now The Sex Rap Polka. Surely by now you must have all heard about the “Bikram Yoga Sex Scandal.” It’s not only the latest craze – but the pounds literally just come right off! (And if you are living under a rock […]
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“Fifty Shades Of Biden?” So…What Is A “Sexual Predator?” To begin with, a “Sex Offender” is simply defined as “a person who has committed a sex crime,” or in some instances, found guilty of public urination, “mooning,” and “flashing.” OK, so maybe by definition he’s not a “sex offender,” right? And since Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s wife isn’t supervised by Joe Biden […]
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Fifty Shades Of America: What Is “Pornography?” Today’s Question: What Is “Porn?” – Tomorrow’s Question: What Is A “Child?” You think I’m kidding? You think that’s sick?! Frankly, if you don’t start asking yourself those two atom-splitting questions, you can expect great shock and awe coming to TV set near you. Because every high school teenage guy (sorry “male boy child”) […]
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Next Men’s Viral Ad “Dear Esteemed ‘Escort’ Customers: Are You Tired Of Getting ‘Warren-Sapped?’” AND Fired By The NFL Network! Lesson Here: Next Time, Tip The Prostitute +20% And Don’t Call Her A Prostitute Until She Leaves The Premises! Why is it front page news when a man with cash looking for immediate sex engages in a business transaction with […]
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Super Bowl Advertising Has A Long History Of Sex Go ahead. Google it: “Long History Of Sex In Super Bowl Advertising“ Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve witnessed plenty of blatantly commercialized sexual advertising where the sex appeal has nothing to do with the product. And maybe you thought it was shameless, and degrading, and so you quickly […]
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Do Fox News Viewers Crave Horny Hollywood MILFs? Everyone Loves The Titillating Stories on FoxNews.com (but you have to scroll down to the “Features & Faces” section – past the boring stuff) Somewhere along the way, we all begin to realize that strict Republican agendas can get very boring – and therefore, so must Fox News. And that must be why […]
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Everybody Knows A Label Makes A Person: From “State Delegate,” to “Convicted Felon”, to future “Representative Sex Offender?” Good Deal. And throw in “Pedophile” while you’re at it. I mean, it’s an incorrect use of the word, but who cares? Child Molester, Pedophile, Axe Murderer, Sociopath. These terms get tossed around daily in website commentary and at kids birthday parties […]
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